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Joe and Bill were deer hunting all day without seeing a single deer.
After Walking for a few hours Joe tells Bill he has to stop and take a shit.
Bills says he will keep walking and circle around and meet back up with him in 30 min. at the truck
Joe watches him walk out of sight and sits down on a fallen tree with his pants down. After sitting there for a while he falls asleep with his pants down around his shoes.
In the mean time Bill shot a deer and was dragging it back to his truck when he notices that Joe is asleep on the log with his pants around his ankles, so he decides to play a joke on him by gutting the deer and putting the guts under his bare ass.
When Bill gets back to his truck he falls asleep in the front seat.
20 min. goes by and Bill is woke up by Joe running as fast as he could through the woods.
When Joe got to Bill, Bill asked "why he looked like he has just seen a ghost?"
Joe said, "I went to take a shit and I was soo tired that I must have fell asleep and shit my guts out. If it wasn’t for the grace of God and a greasey stick I wouldn’t have got them back in."

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[Svanur Gísli Þorkelsson, 3.7.2008 kl. 11:37]